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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 06:17
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Are there any penalties for bestiality in the USA and laws prohibiting it?
Just Forget it!
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So, the docs changed it to read
A father of 3 felt healthy. Then a routine screening found a rare, deadly illness. - CBS News
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
Eufy’s Omni C20 mopping robovac is $300 off for a limited time - The Verge
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Can you write a short story with a twist ending?
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
Alabama reports its first 2025 case of this dangerous virus - AL.com
Still no good
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
What is the typical mentality of the Indian society?
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Do you know a good lawyer joke?
No go.
Thumbs down again.
So they tried
NASA to silence Voyager's social media accounts - theregister.com
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
Nuts and Butts
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
MIT Breakthrough: Star-Shaped Brain Cells Could Be the Secret Behind Human Memory - SciTechDaily
Unacceptable again!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Light Squeezed Out of Darkness in Surprising Quantum Simulation - ScienceAlert